EW Staff
December 02, 2011 AT 05:00 AM EST

”Why should I thank someone for a blender? Do I look like the kind of girl who makes margaritas?”
—Blair (Leighton Meester) on Gossip Girl

”Ambition versus nepotism. Game on.”
—Tyler (Ashton Holmes), accepting Conrad’s (Henry Czerny) commission challenge against his son, Daniel, on Revenge

”Do you know what’s illegal in Europe? Nothing!”
—Claire (Julie Bowen), when daughter Haley (Sarah Hyland) says she wants to go backpacking through Europe after high school, on Modern Family

”There’s talk that Facebook is building its own smartphone. Not to be outdone, there’s talk that MySpace is refurbishing an old beeper.”
—Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”Am I the only one who thinks it’s crazy that the woman with the most junk in her trunk is trying to sell me a car with zero trunk space?”
—Joan Rivers, about Jennifer Lopez’s Fiat car promotions, on Fashion Police

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