EW Staff
December 16, 2011 AT 05:00 AM EST

”I shove a straw up my nose and snifffff the powder right out of the air!… I was known from then on as the human DustBuster….”
Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?, by Steven Tyler

”I was in love with him before I knew him. He was Woody Allen…. He had a great body….”
Then Again, by Diane Keaton

”My being transgender felt like having the Incredible Hulk ready to explode from within me and ruin my life.”
Transition, by Chaz Bono

”Little did Sarah know…that Bristol had something other than moose meat in her tummy.”
Deer in the Headlights, by Levi Johnston

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