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Loosies

LoosiesA harmless crime caper. It stars Peter Facinelli (Nurse Jackie, the Twilight series), who also wrote the script, shaping the movie to...LoosiesComedy, DramaPT88MPG-13A harmless crime caper. It stars Peter Facinelli (Nurse Jackie, the Twilight series), who also wrote the script, shaping the movie to...2012-01-18
GAME CHANGER Peter Facinelli and Jaimie Alexander in Loosies

GAME CHANGER Peter Facinelli and Jaimie Alexander in Loosies (Nick Mele)

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Loosies

Genre: Comedy, Drama; Starring: Jaimie Alexander, Peter Facinelli, Michael Madsen; Director: Michael Corrente; Release Date Wide: 01/11/2012; Status: In Season; Runtime (in minutes): 88; MPAA Rating: PG-13

A harmless crime caper. It stars Peter Facinelli (Nurse Jackie, the Twilight series), who also wrote the script, shaping the movie to his facile, unlayered charm. He plays Bobby, a pickpocket who’s really a criminal saint (he steals because his daddy left him half a million dollars in debt). When an ex-lover (Jaimie Alexander) tells him she’s pregnant, his path to redemption begins. It’s watchable piffle, but the only real note of surprise comes from Vincent Gallo, who plays Bobby’s screw-tightening boss with rumpled conviction. (Also available on VOD) C+

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