EW Staff
January 20, 2012 AT 05:00 AM EST

”Hello, I’m Seth Rogen, and I am currently trying to conceal a massive erection.” —Seth Rogen on presenting alongside Kate Beckinsale

”If I’m still just like a virgin, Ricky, then why don’t you come over here and do something about it? I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years.” —Madonna

”I am nothing like Liz Lemon. I just can’t think of any examples right now that prove it.” —Tina Fey

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