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Aly Semigran
February 01, 2012 AT 03:20 PM EST

Modern Family stunner Sofia Vergara jumped from No. 3 to the coveted No. 1 spot on’s annual Most Desirable Women list, which can only mean one thing: Men really, really, really desire…The Smurfs. Yep, that’s precisely what it is. Smurfs. Vergara’s Modern Family costar Eric Stonestreet reacted to the news on Twitter by posting a photo of himself with the MDW alongside Jesse Tyler Ferguson with the tweet, “If @SofiaVergara is the most desirable women in the world, then @jessetylerand I win.”  Vergara herself  told the website, “I am so honored to be AskMen’s most desired woman this year. A big thank you to all the men who desire me.” But let’s all pretend Gloria responded to the news, which probably would have sounded a little something like this, “!!!!!!??????!!!!!”

Last year’s winner Blake Lively fell a surprising 31 spots down on the list in spite of those alleged nude photos, while Scarlett Johansson (who has since opened up about her leaked pictures and told Vanity Fair, “I know my best angles”) stayed put at the No. 7 spot. The rest of the top 10 include supermodel Miranda Kerr, who jumped up a spot to the No. 4 position (which means men really, really, really desire…to aspire to be a supportive husband like Orlando Bloom), Kate Upton, Rooney Mara, Nicki Minaj, Emma Stone (and her soul-piercing eyes), Kim Kardashian (and her soul-crushing general being), Rihanna, and Candice Swanepoel.

Among the other famous 99 women that men desire to have long, meaningful conversations with in 2012 include Zooey Deschanel, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Kristen Stewart (who made an impressive jump from No. 90 to No. 27, no doubt thanks to dude favorite Breaking Dawn — Part 1), Anne Hathaway, Katy Perry, Dianna Agron, Brooklyn Decker, Penelope Cruz, Demi Moore, Jessica Chastain, and Adele, while bridesmaid Pippa Middleton (no. 98) took a backseat to sister Kate Middleton (no. 11.) Now go have a productive day at work, gents!

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