It’s not with chocolates, it’s not with roses, it’s not even by luring him with the promise of adorable hipster dogs or intentionally getting into street fights in the hope that he’ll show up in a tank top and break it up. No, all you’ll need to do to get Ryan Gosling out of Eva Mendes‘ arms and over to your place this Valentine’s Day is… pay cable! And you thought paying for 789 channels would all be in vain.
In honor of Valentines Day, Time Warner Cable will be offering Ryan Gosling movies on their On Demand feature until Feb. 27. After heading to the aptly titled “Ryan Gosling” section in Movies on Demand, for up to $4.99 a pop you can re-establish your crush on 2011’s
boy man wonder with his swoon-worthy flicks like The Notebook (that kiss!), Lars and the Real Girl, Remember the Titans, Crazy, Stupid, Love. (those abs!) and Drive. (What? Just us? Nothing says defending your lady’s honor quite like smashing in another guy’s head in an elevator.)
There’s also some decidedly less romantic choices like Fracture, The Ides of March, and Murder By Numbers. And speaking of less romantic, there’s no question that the heart-shattering, brilliantly acted Blue Valentine is certainly far more blue than it is Valentine, but isn’t wallowing in misery exactly what some of us need on the dreaded Love Day? (Same goes for the also mysteriously unavailable Half Nelson.) Either way, see you at our place for a snub-free Valentine’s Day, Ryan.
Which Ryan Gosling movie is best for Valentine’s Day, PopWatchers? Will you be spending the month of February with Baby Goose? Share in the comments section below.