Does this image just piss you off so much??? (I felt dirty making it, but the “crowd reacting to subject in horror” motif just worked so well.) Then maybe you don’t want to watch a double parody of The Hunger Games and Lana Del Rey’s “Video Games” as performed by Second City comedian Holly Laurent. But you should anyway, because it’s hilarious.
I don’t want Peeta to be dead
A pita is a pouch of bread
But that’s his name.
I’m not even sure that’s my favorite part anymore! But I’m not going to sit here and quote the whole song. That’s your job — on Twitter or Tumblr or the email or whatever you kids do when you’re not playing video/hunger games. Don’t tell me you talk to each other! I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it. (Text me.)