Jeff Labrecque
February 14, 2012 AT 03:51 PM EST

Say Anything. Love Actually. Sleepless in Seattle. This Valentine’s Day, you might be tempted to kickstart an evening of romance with your lovely by popping in a beloved romantic movie. How mundane. And guys…? How ultimately counterproductive. No matter how you see yourself, gents, no matter how big the bouquet of soon-to-be-dead flowers, I can assure you that you pale in comparison to the onscreen personas of John Cusack or Tom Hanks. Sorry, it’s science.

However, there is a man out there that you might actually look good compared to. His name is David Wain and he has an unusual way with women. The first four seasons of his MyDamnChannel web series, Wainy Days, is now available on DVD, but this semi-NSFW montage of mis-kisses will surely make your special someone appreciate your mild charms even more. I promise. Watch below.

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