Jennifer Love Hewitt, who stars as a Texas wife and mother who becomes a happy ending massage therapist to support her family in the Lifetime series The Client List premiering next month, makes her fourth appearance on the cover of Maxim with its April issue. The interview is nearly as revealing as the bra-and-panties photo shoot. A few highlights:
• She knows her best feature: “It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They’ve always served me well. They’re good.”
• She’s a multitasker: “Pole dancing. It’s a great way to stay in touch with your sexuality. I also love to cook, so I can have a cake in the oven while I do a pole dance.” (How is she currently single?)
• She’s not immune to an awesomely bad pickup line: “Well, I did get one that was so bad I gave the guy 10 minutes of my time. He was like, ‘Are you Irish? ’Cause my penis is Dublin.’ It was so stupid, but I thought it took some wit at least.” (Oh, that’s why.)
• She still vagazzles, and was, in fact, vagazzled for the Maxim shoot: “The fun part of being a girl is that there are little beauty things you can do to make yourself feel special. I can walk around all day and think, Nobody has any idea that I have a sparkly secret in my pants right now.”
A promo for The Client List:
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Anyone else hoping Lifetime remembers that its viewers are women and soon starts featuring Colin Egglesfield (Something Borrowed), who plays Hewitt’s character’s husband, in the promos, equally disrobed?