Marc Snetiker
March 15, 2012 AT 01:27 PM EDT

Submitted by Kate Hicks:

“You know what I was thinking about? If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler then married and divorced Michael Moore then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?”

— Max, while the gang tries to decide on a restaurant for dinner on Happy Endings

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