EW Staff
March 30, 2012 AT 12:00 PM EDT

”Baby, you’re like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one.” —Marshall (Jason Segel), attempting to sweet-talk Lily (Alyson Hannigan), on How I Met Your Mother

”Men hate surprises. Didn’t you have Lucy in Canada?” —Peggy (Elisabeth Moss), to Megan (Jessica Paré) on Mad Men

”Does Liza Minnelli know you went through her wardrobe?” —Mondo, to Austin, on Project Runway All Stars

”Only one man does magic, and he’s from Jerusalem, not Hogwarts.” —Carlene (Kristin Chenoweth) on GCB

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