Here’s a jolt of horror, sprinkled with a dash of gross, topped with an OH HELLLL NO cherry to go with your Thursday morning.
Thanks to a new YouTube video, you can now watch Lindsay Lohan’s face morph from adorabe ginger tot, to a budding and freckled pre-teen, to a ghostly Havisham-y mess, all in 68 seconds.
Honestly, I hope the technical wizards who put this together took some CG liberties with that last image. You want to look away, you know the terror that is coming, yet…you can’t. Things start going downhill at :26, take a turn for the worst at :34, and get downright monstrous at :44. Years of life…just wiped away…all in mere seconds. Watch the fright fest below at your own risk:
The thousands of comments the video has garnered range from user olongaine saying, “Thanks, I didn’t need sleep this decade anyway,” to labskate24’s declaration that “I will now have nightmares for the rest of my life.” Or as my colleague Jeff Labrecque much more eloquently put it: “Holy sweet Jebus. It’s like watching the Grail scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade… The horror!”
With comments like these, it will be interesting to see what Ryan Murphy can cook up for the horror star actress when she reportedly walks the halls of McKinley High. Could there be a Halloween-themed Glee episode in LiLo’s future?!
Opening it up to you, PopWatchers. Will you sleep with the lights on tonight?