If Lisa Lampanelli is yelling, and Lisa Lampanelli is crying, and Lisa Lampanelli is talking about Debbie Gibson making a “4 alarm dump,” then it must be time for another episode of The Celebrity Apprentice! My full recap will be up at 2am (UPDATE: Read Dalton’s full Celebrity Apprentice recap now), but if you can’t wait to sound off on what happened and who went home, then read on for more. [SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have already watched Sunday’s episode of The Celebrity Apprentice.]
In an episode that saw the teams tasked with performing an adult improv puppet show, the most animated action was once again off-stage where Lisa once again engaged in verbal warfare with nice girl nemesis Dayana Mendoza. But with Penn Jillette hosting, and Lisa and new teammate Clay Aiken working their furry little critters overtime — which sounds a lot dirtier than I intended — team Forte emerged victorious.
Meanwhile, team Unanimous was led by perhaps the least engaged Project Manager in Celebrity Apprentice history as Paul Teutul Sr. was rendered completely irrelevant by his bad back and seeming disinterest in the task at hand. Along the way, we learned that Arsenio does not know how to speak Norwegian, Aubrey can still be plenty bitchy when her teammates aren’t around, and Teresa thinks the word “monsters” is an adjective — which, to be fair, might be true in Norwegian for all I know. In the end, Paul sleepwalked (or sleepsat, as it were) through the entire Boardroom and was fired, leaving just seven contestants left.
My recap will be up soon, but you can sound off right here and right now. Did the right person get fired? Is Lisa or Dayana to blame for their feud? And who is your favorite to win the whole thing? Hit the message boards and let us know, and for more Celebrity Apprentice news and views you can follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.