Today in absurd and improbable news, Kim Kardashian has declared her intent to run for mayor of Glendale, Calif. In an unaired clip from Sunday’s episode of Khloe & Lamar, the reality star and sister Khloe drive around Dallas when the two pass the Ross Perot Museum (who knew Ross Perot could evoke such political inspiration?!), which prompts Kim to share her plans of a campaign run by her friend Noelle.
“I decided I’m going to run for the mayor of Glendale,” affirms Kim. “I have to buy a house there. Noelle and I are, like, looking into all the requirements.”
She added: “‘Cause it’s, like, Armenian town,” referencing the city’s large Armenian community.
Upon hearing Kim’s declaration, the much more likable Khloe replies that she will one day become the mayor of Dallas. Kardashian politicians everywhere! Watch the exchange below:
What would a Kardashian in office look like? For starters, Kim would probably install a recording studio adjacent to her office for boo Kanye West. Who am I kidding? In five years that relationship will be long over. She could also write a law that bans Jonah Hill, Jon Hamm, or anyone else who has spoken ill of her (read: most of the free world) from the city.
PopWatchers, could you picture a Kardashian joining the likes of celebs-turned-politicians, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jesse “The Body” Ventura, or the venerable Jerry Springer? Though the citizens of Glendale have five years to ready themselves for Kardashian’s potential candidacy, will there ever be enough time to prepare for a Kardashian in office?