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Breia Brissey
May 04, 2012 AT 04:15 AM EDT

On last night’s 30 Rock, we were treated to a second episode of Angie’s Bravo reality series Queen of Jordan. As I said the last time 30 Rock deviated from its regular format, I’m kind of obsessed with the fake show. And it’s definitely something I would watch on a regular basis. Now for all you haters who didn’t like it: RUDE!

Anyway, Angie was launching her fashion line, Cheek (pronounced Chic, it’s French!), her “stretchable formal wear for elegant plus-size women and huskier gays.” Unfortunately for Angie, no one was paying attention to her because of all the drama going on elsewhere. First, Jack got a call from the state department informing him that Avery would be returning from North Korea. The CIA captured a North Korean spy, and they were able to arrange a prisoner swap. “In exchange for my wife they get their spy back, a crate of Hollister sweatshirts, and a signed headshot of Don Johnson. They just got Nash Bridges.” But when Jack and his mother-in-law, Diana, were caught by the Queen of Jordan cameras talking about their romantic past, things got really awkward.

To throw the show off the scent, both Jack and Diana made up equally unbelievable stories. “I don’t think we should tell her about us” became Gus, and then Rus. (Gus being a fake business partner of Jack’s and Rus being the mythological founder of Russia. Duh.) To keep up with the ruse, they even opened up a restaurant during Angie’s fashion show. They thought they were finally in the clear, but then they kissed. Right in front of the cameras. Ooops!

Meanwhile, Liz managed to get into a feud with Virginia, Tracy’s toddler daughter. And you’re right. It was totally idiotic because she’s a baby!  But it was also hilarious, and my favorite story line of the night. It started when Liz made an unfortunate comment about Virginia’s legs. And then Lemon made matters worse by showing up to the fashion show wearing the same outfit as the littlest Jordan (see above). But in the end, the two hugged it out and went on a girls trip to Somalia.

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