The overlapping love triangles on Hart of Dixie are pretty exhausting: George-Lemon-Lavon. Wade-Zoe-George. Wade-Wade’s abs-Wade’s biceps. Usually, I have a side – even when I deny that I do. But from the deepest depths of my soul, I promise you that I have no idea who I want together on this show – I honestly like everyone – and that, my friends, is exhausting.
Take last night’s season finale, for example. In it, Zoe and Wade got stuck in a barn during a giant rain storm (not a metaphor) that ruined Lemon and George’s wedding plans. While they were in the barn, I felt like there was a clock ticking down the time until Zoe-Wade sexytime. First they argued, Wade stormed off into the rain and came back all wet in his thin white man-tank. He made up some BS excuse about sexual tension – not feelings – being the root of his hostility. Then they help a baby goat (seriously…), he patched up her injured shoulder, and…
Nope… not yet. But we still knew it was coming. And it did.
After the two got back to the house to get ready for the wedding, the tension became too much and they launched into some hot love-making. Lord, help me.
Meanwhile, George did all he could to rescue his wedding day from being rained out, but in the end, it wasn’t the storm that stopped the event from moving forward. It was George. (Saw that coming.)
He told Lemon that she deserved more than half his heart – especially if he was going to marry her. So he left his lady all dressed up with no one to marry, and I’m pretty sure there will be hell to pay for George Tucker next season. (Though, it also makes me wonder how this will affect her feelings for Lavon.)
After breaking things off, George went to – where else – Zoe’s, where Wade was still in bed. He essentially opened the door to a relationship, but will that change when he finds out Zoe was Wade-deep in hot sex? We’ll find out next season. Either way, I’m not looking forward to the broken hearts. I hate feeling like I can’t win!!!!
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