Funny or Die
Lanford Beard
May 17, 2012 AT 09:55 PM EDT

In anticipation of Coachella tickets going on sale today, Funny or Die mocked up a poster in which the band names outline exactly what goes down at the festival (everything from the mundane to the psychotropic). These are also plausible names for indie bands — any one of them could spring out of the earth to populate next year’s festival. Check out the line-up below.

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My personal favorite is Vodka in a Water Bottle — because I’m classy. What about you, PopWatchers? Which fake band do you want to see in real life?

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