I haven’t played a Hitman game in a few years. And I admit that my memory isn’t what it used to be. But I have a very vivid memory of playing Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, and for the life of me, I can’t seem to recall any levels of that game which featured a gang of short-skirted, big-booted, gun-toting bazooka-bazooking nuns. Fortunately for society, the upcoming Hitman: Absolution will finally add this missing ingredient into the Hitman cocktail. Watch the trailer… and don’t forget to say your prayers!
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