Annie Barrett
June 25, 2012 AT 08:41 PM EDT

What better way to celebrate one’s upcoming 40th birthday than to pose for Playboy? I would have gone with a cake and a box or three of wine. I’m living my life all wrong.

Supposedly this wax figurine to your right is Love in the Wild host Jenny McCarthy. Let’s check out her entire airbrushed naked body below and see if it’s a match!

I guess so?

“The pictures are gorgeous and classy,” McCarthy assured People. They could be out of W magazine. They’re really elegant.” Indeed, the fingerless gloves from Dollar Tree really class up this joint.

Do you think if we interviewed Jenny McCarthy’s muffled left boob it would tell us the untold story of Atari? Stay tuned.

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