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June 29, 2012 at 07:28 PM EDT


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As you’ve no doubt heard by now, the Supreme Court upheld President Obama’s health care mandate Adele is pregnant.

And the Music Mix would like to send her and her boyfriend Simon Konecki our sincere congratulations! We’re pretty sure that you crazy kids will be great parents.

Another thing we’re sure of is that Adele’s also a great songstress — after all, people are still purchasing that album she released way back in 2011 B.C. (Before Carly).

Yet thanks to that album’s continued success and her vocal surgery, it’s been too long since we’ve been treated to new material from the chart queen, and her just-announced oven-bun only means that we’ll just have to wait even longer.

Since we’re jonesing Adele addicts, that simply will not do. So, as an appetite-whetting exercise, we peered into our crystal ball to find out what songs she’ll be delivering from the studio once she’s done delivering from the maternity ward. Here are our ten best guesses:

“Rolling in the Diapers”

“Set Fire to the Baby Bjorn” 

“Chasing Amnioscentis”

“He Won’t Go (to Sleep)” 

“Changing Tables”

“Breastpump Glory”

“Some One-Year-Old Like You”

“Make You Feel My Bump”

“Rumour Has It … That the Application Deadline to the Most Elite Preschools Is Quickly Approaching, So Unless You Want to Go to a State School, I Suggest You Get Your Act Together”


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