EW Staff
July 31, 2012 AT 04:00 AM EDT

Publisher’s statement: Adrian Mole’s first love, Pandora, has left him; a neighbor, Mr. Lucas, appears to be seducing his mother (and what does that mean for his father?); the BBC refuses to publish his poetry; and his dog swallowed the tree off the Christmas cake. ”Why” indeed. —from Amazon.com

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