Hillary Busis
September 06, 2012 AT 09:33 PM EDT

How great is this Bad Lip Reading of the first Twilight movie? So great that I don’t even want to describe it — I just want to list my favorite absurd lines, then crack up reading that list over and over again. “He’s Kevin, so… Keeeeevvvvviiiin.” “I wanted to make some seafood.” “That cake’s my most bestest creation.” Whether you’re a Twihard or someone who cringes at the very word “vampire,” just watch it:

I, for one, would gladly sit through two hours of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson discussing fish-slapping and eating cheese, or an egg. Which other on-screen romances do you think could benefit from the BLR treatment?

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