Even monsters get the munchies.
Or, at least, we can assume Lady Gaga did after taking a hit of a joint that a fan passed her onstage in Amsterdam yesterday.
“Oh, it’s real,” she said in video that caught the exchange, and then, after taking a few puffs, “And for those of you who are wondering if I’m high right now, I am not. That is not nearly enough to get me high.”
Legally smoking some marijuana? So not controversial. Here are a few things just off the top of my head, just of things I’ve read in the past month, that Gaga has partaken in that make me much more likely to clutch my pearls (or, more accurately, to text my friends with a poker sad face and a WHYYYY).
1.) This tweet: “
@therealXtina (Christina Aguilera) just bought your new single. Seems the old Christina i loved has returned! Congratulations!! :)” Compliment or the most passive-aggressive tweet of all time? You decide.
2.) Controvery-courting outfit. Oh, you know, just a headscarf, and a clutch with a certain NSFW word on it, and a ring the size of my face and then just some kind of raccoon accoutrements. Typical Tuesday ware.
3.) The Madonna feud: Obviously, this is mostly Madonna, not her, but after Madonna’s recent comments that “I do love her…Imitation is the highest form of flattery. One day, very soon, we’re going to be on stage together. Just you wait,” I’m concerned. You saw what Madonna did to hydrangeas. I don’t want her anywhere near Gaga.
4.) Her five-minute long perfume ad. I’m not saying I’m not going to sample her perfume at a mall as a “joke,” and then buy it “ironically” and wear it “all the time,” but I am saying that her fragrance ad is over five minutes long. Do you know how many quick Dowager Countess burns could happen in that amount of time?
5.) CONTINUING TO HANG AROUND WITH LINDSAY LOHAN. Why do I feel like I’m the most concerned? What good can possibly come from this friendship? Mean Girls 2 (or, accurately, 3) with Gaga performing at the talent show after Kevin G. raps (Part Deux), which would be the only possible way this ends net positive, is not going to happen. Lohan just got arrested again. End it!
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