Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
MOST VALUABLE GEM (MVG) OF THE WEEK
“Pam’s eye roll/hair twirl when the camera focused on Bristol.” —gigi, endorsed by JAYBES, orville1970, AT, Ktbanks, Lorie, Fridgedancer, johoallen, daphne99, Wiltasaurus, Jem H
“Doesn’t the leg part of Kym’s full body fringe remind us ladies of what it looks like to take the sweat pants off after a long, cold winter?? :-)” —Christy Who Never Dances
“Joey Fatone’s F-note on his lapel” —iggy, endorsed by Fridgedancer
“Helio and Chelsea’s handshake before their dance was very reminiscent of the one young Lindsay Lohan did with her butler in The Parent Trap. Hip bumps ftw!” —Ktbanks
“Chelsie looks like one of those Barbie cakes you get at Target….” —gigi
“Bruno saying Helio wasn’t that great tonight, and Chelsie going “OHHH” like Mario when he jumps on a spiky turtle and dies…” —Mickey021496, endorsed by gigi, Wiltasaurus
“Emmitt giving Apolo the death stare in the celebriquarium when he was getting his scores.” —Liz, endorsed by gigi
Tony pinched Tom’s butt!” —Fridgedancer
“Melissa is wearing a bedazzled dog collar.” —DonnaW
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