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Maane Khatchatourian
September 27, 2012 AT 06:51 PM EDT

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Are you looking for a way to become the “master of your domain,” “king of the county,” “lord of the manor,” “queen of the castle”? Rest assured, 50 Cent has the antidote for you. The rapper tweeted a simple, four-step “stop-masturbating” plan last night. Fitty, who’s always been a man of “the Book,” just wants his fans to live a “sin”-free life.

Here are the tweets below.

Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS


  (@50cent) September 26, 2012

I didn't write the bible fool. just stop lolRT @BlueandGold94: @50cent why is it a sin? It's all natural...


  (@50cent) September 26, 2012

Step to stop masturbating


  (@50cent) September 26, 2012

Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.


  (@50cent) September 26, 2012

Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.


  (@50cent) September 26, 2012

Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs


  (@50cent) September 26, 2012

Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines


  (@50cent) September 26, 2012

These are great suggestions, but may we propose a fifth step? Do not go to “the candy shop.”

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