Adam B. Vary
October 04, 2012 AT 09:23 PM EDT

You’ll get no plot from the new trailer to A Good Day to Die Hard (i.e. Die Hard 5: John McClane is Apparently an Immortal Cyborg). Instead, you’ll get some blue-lit subterfuge involving helicopters and men in gas masks, shots lingering over both male and female impressive derrieres, and a whole! bunch! of! explosions! It’s all capped off with a winking admission from Bruce Willis as to what John McClane has become. Check it out below: 

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