I don’t think you’re ready for this complete lack of jelly. Dancing With the Stars ASSMSTR Maksim Chmerkovskiy presumably drove his personalized Union Jack Mini Cooper all the way from Planet Mirrorballus to The Ellen DeGeneres Show to get splashed for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Thanks to my mom, DANCMSTR Dee, for texting me this important scoop. Butt seriously….
Maks indulges his core audience.
The calm before the slime. He totally arranged his shorts like that, right? RIGHT?
WORK IT, GIRL.
There it is.
“Beautiful posture, when you were in hold!”
Your new desktop background? Tile that s—!
That’s right, fix the hair.
Quick, production assistant (or towel): Trade lives with me!
You can watch the full video here. Would you give Maks a “Tehhhhhhhn!” for this performance? Or at least a 9.5?
Video reply time! Ask Annie anything about ‘DWTS’ — or whatever — below.