Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
MOST VALUABLE GEM (MVG):
“The cow has a mini mirrorball as a necklace!” –Colleen, endorsed by Fridgedancer, Wiltasaurus, ktbanks, Britte88, iggy, stef, Kevin, gemfan, Anthony
“More mirrorball!” –Meg, endorsed by Scoobysnacks929, SpeechTeacher89
“ ‘She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy’ could be a dialogue between the cow and the barrel. No frippery intended. P.S. Tackiest title to a country song ever? I think so.” –Wiltasaurus
“Tom is awesome. ‘The cow was mesmerized.’ ‘The cow was staring you down.’ I think they need to get that cow a sparkly halter and let her replace Brooke.” –DonnaW, endorsed bySpeechTeacher89, Scoobysnacks929, orville1970, Wiltasaurus
“At one point on the Switched at Birth set it looked like Peta was being (quite happily) guillotined by whatever the guys were wheeling through.” –Wiltasaurus
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