Max: “A fist bump is a sacred contract between two men’s fists! You can’t just go around turning people’s hands into turkeys. It’s not right. I want it on the record that I hate that guy!”
Dave: “For the last time, there is no record.”
Max: “Then what are we doing this for?”
–Max (Adam Pally) and Dave (Zachary Knighton) on Happy Endings
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