For just $99.95, Andy Richter will come out to your family for you.
In a pre-taped bit for Conan, Richter offers his services to anyone who needs help coming out during the holidays. For an additional $19.95, comedian and Conan writer Deon Cole will show up and strong-arm anyone who opposes. And, for just $9.95 more, you even get Star Trek vet and gay rights activist George Takei.
Watch the video after the jump.