According to our scientific poll*, at the time of publishing, 41 percent of you are watching the Super Bowl for the commercials. (The other 60 percent is split between the football and Beyonce’s halftime show, with a slight edge to the actual game.) So here is a list of the commercials we know you will see while you’re watching the 49ers and the Ravens throw the pigskin around.
The sex appeal:
Bar Refaeli makes out with a nerd for GoDaddy.
Kate Upton washes a Mercedes.
Megan Fox takes a bath with her Motorola phone.
Ready. Set. Danica Patrick.
Budweiser’s Clydesdale is only a week old.
It’s man versus cheetah in the new Skechers commercials.
Trailers for Iron Man 3, Oblivion, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Fast and Furious 6, World War Z and Oz will be shown.
Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen shill for Samsung.
Amy Poehler needs help at Best Buy.
The Rock’s got milk on his morning run.
Tracy Morgan whistles for Mio.
Willem Dafoe is the devil in a Mercedes.
Kaley Cuoco is a Toyota Rav 4 genie.
And she is also William Shatner’s daughter.
The other cars commercials:
Hyundai will air a series of ads.
Volkswagen has already offended people.
Kia tells us where babies come from.
Lincoln reads Jimmy Fallon tweets.
Cars.com brings the drama.
Audi will get you to prom in style.
The food and drink:
The E*Trade baby returns.
Speed Stick wants to fold your panties.
Dunder Mifflin goes to war with a cat.
Look for the Blackberry 10.
Calvin Klein gets sexy for the big game.
AXE saves the day.
Century 21’s wedding day.
Come back to EW.com for the best and worst commercials of the night.
*It’s not scientific at all.