Good God, Sean! If your wife isn’t holed up in a wilderness lodge in Montana surrounded by cameras and other “ladies” who want to steal her man, then where on God’s green earth is she??? It’s a truly terrifying thought. That said, we can’t blame Sean for feeling a little discouraged this week. I mean, all he wants to do is take a “journey” to find a TV “wife,” and yet the women won’t stop bitching to him about Tierra! How is the Bachelor supposed to focus on “connections” and Wonderful QualitiesTM when the “ladies” keep trying to steer the conversation toward the fact that he’s giving roses to a psycho hose beast? Stay tuned for my full recap later tonight (UPDATE: Click over for Kristen’s Bachelor episode 5 recap and Chris Harrison’s Bachelor blog), but in the meantime let me know what you thought about Part 1 of the two-night Bachelorpalooza. Is it a good thing or a bad thing that Sean keeps breaking the rules? Was there ever a more mismatched two-on-one date? And does a goat milk-drinking competition have any place in a televised search for “true” “love”? Post your thoughts below!