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Kate Upton's 'Sports Illustrated' cover: Chilling!

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Sports Illustrated has revealed its 2013 Swimsuit Issue cover, which features 20-year-old model and untalented car-washer Kate Upton (again!) braving the harsh Antarctic tundra in an open white parka and hopefully fleece-lined bikini bottoms. See the full, absurdly booby image (NSFW, BUT WHY ARE YOU STILL AT WORK?) after the break.

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Can anyone help me fight this sudden urge to go buy a luscious balloon bouquet at Ralph’s?

Read more: Kate Upton’s 2012 interview with EW