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Dan Snierson's Hitlist: March 22, 2013

Steven Tyler, Ashley Benson talking ''Spring Breakers'' threesome, and more

? Hawaii senate passes ”Steven Tyler Act” on celebrity privacy So if you see him on a beach shrieking, ”SlapthatbabyontheassandcallmeChristmaswaaaooohhh!” while building a nest out of his feather hair extensions, you are required by law to remain at least 200 feet away.

? Ashley Benson describes filming Spring Breakers’ threesome scene with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco as ”very comfortable” Meanwhile, all straight dudes in America are describing Benson as ”hopefully single.”

? Christopher Nolan’s time-travel film Interstellar, based on one physicist’s theories, will be released in November 2014 and explore ”furthest reaches of our scientific understanding” That annoying friend who kept leaning over to you during Inception and asking, ”Wait…is this part a dream?” Definitely don’t bring him to this one.

? Hours after a brief hospitalization, Justin Bieber leaps out of car at paparazzo and shouts, ”I’ll f—ing beat the f— out of you!” before being restrained by bodyguard ”You ready?” Bieber whispered to his security team. ”I’ll go crazy on a two count, and you ‘stop’ me on three.”

? History channel apologizes for exaggerating Vikings ratings What’s next? Hägar wasn’t that horrible?

? After bowing out of Dumb and Dumber sequel last year, Jim Carrey now says he’s back: ”Jeff [Daniels] and I are raring to go” It’s only official when he says he’s in, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies, triple-stamped, no erasies, touch blue to make it true.

? Batman’s mask from Batman & Robin, Superman’s cape from Superman III, and Halle Berry’s Catwoman suit donated to Smithsonian by Warner Bros. The thank-you note from the Smithsonian was so creatively disingenuous, it’s currently on display at MoMA in New York.

? Andrew W.K. named spokesman for Fresh + Sexy intimate wipes No objection to the spokesman. General objection to the product.