Sound Bites: March 22, 2013 |


Sound Bites: March 22, 2013

Bites of the week!

”Husbands are like pancakes. There’s no shame in throwing the first one out.” —Riley (Jennifer Love Hewitt), quoting one of her mother’s favorite sayings, on The Client List

”It’s a good thing green is my favorite color.”—Oz (James Franco), on seeing the Emerald City for the first time, in Oz the Great and Powerful

”I’m their most famous alum…if you don’t count the serial killer who ate all those prostitutes.”—Howard (Simon Helberg), about his middle school, on The Big Bang Theory

”Today’s pain is tomorrow’s best-seller.” —George (Jeremy Sisto), consoling an author pal whose husband has just left her, on Suburgatory

”I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything, but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in, and goes through all your stuff, you’re offended?” —Santana (Naya Rivera), to Kurt (Chris Colfer) and Rachel (Lea Michele), on Glee

”Tell whoever approved this that your face is a present from me to them!”— Elizabeth (Keri Russell), after punching her handler Claudia (Margo Martindale), on The Americans

”There’s nothing wrong with your TV.” —Vanessa Marano, introducing the groundbreaking all–American Sign Language episode of Switched at Birth

”This job writing for Smash is killing me.” —Stefon (Bill Hader), on why he’s been absent from ”Weekend Update,” on Saturday Night Live