A few days ago, a teenage boy (“Jewish, 5’9” on a really good day”) asked grown-up supermodel Kate Upton (“Christian, 5’10”) to go to prom with him. It looked like this:
And because the world is a truly good and wonderful place, she responded last night on Twitter.
We could spend time this morning debating the particulars — Will Kate be sure to color-coordinate her dress with his tuxedo? Who’s picking out the party bus? — but it’s a Wednesday, so instead we’ll just remind Kate that if/and when she does escort the young man to prom, she should mind the 11 p.m. curfew. Those things are for real.