EW Staff
March 22, 2013 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”Bow down, bitches.” —Beyoncé on her new song ”Bow Down”

”I admit, under any other circumstances, this would be a major turn-on.” — Damon (Ian Somerhalder), about Caroline (Candice Accola) and Elena (Nina Dobrev) fighting, on The Vampire Diaries

”Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.”—Emma Watson, refuting casting rumors, on Twitter

”I was always here.” —Adam (Adam Driver), reconnecting with ex-girlfriend Hannah (Lena Dunham), on Girls
”I said, ‘No offense.’ Therefore you cannot be offended. Legally.” —Burt Wonderstone (Steve Carell), after again insulting Jane (Olivia Wilde), in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

”Go find a new boyfriend. Maybe Lance Bass is available. Or RuPaul.” —Sue (Jane Lynch), to perpetually gay-boy-loving Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz), on Glee

”Bikinis and big booties, y’all! That’s what life is about.” —Alien (James Franco) in Spring Breakers

”This isn’t a clearance sale, Emily.” — Hanna (Ashley Benson), while snooping through a morgue for a body with pal Emily (Shay Mitchell), on Pretty Little Liars

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