? Bob Newhart to guest-star on The Big Bang Theory In the episode, Bob wakes up in bed between Leonard and Sheldon and discovers that the past 23 years were all just a perceived experience of sensory images and sounds with associated rapid conjugate eye movements.
? Jewish day-school student asks Kate Upton to prom in viral video On the off chance that she accepts, dude, start training now by bringing an Axe Body Spray model with you to cousin Seth’s bar mitzvah.
? Ian McKellen to officiate at Patrick Stewart’s wedding Fifty-nine X-Men fans were treated for shortness of breath and dizziness after failing to read beyond the ”Magneto to marry Professor X!” headline on their go-to blog.
? Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine to be soloist at San Diego Symphony program with music from Wagner, Vivaldi, and Dvo?ák The night’s final performance, ”Classical Music Piece Sells…but Who’s Buying?,” will be followed by a smattering of confused applause, and then champagne and Viennese pastries in the lobby.
? Lindsay Lohan to film guest role on Charlie Sheen’s sitcom Anger Management before entering rehab Actually, that logic works for me.
? James McAvoy halts Macbeth performance in London to aid ailing audience member Oddly, the attendee seemed in great health walking into the theater, exclaiming, ”I’m so pumped to see Macbeth! I just want to shout Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth!”
? As part of MoMA exhibit, Tilda Swinton displayed in glass case Eh. Ron Burgundy did it first.
? On Letterman, Eva Mendes reveals that she tested her dog’s shock collar on herself That’ll move her up at least eight spaces on Maxim’s 2013 Hot 100 list.
? Filming vlog for ”High School” video, Nicki Minaj has double nip-slip in hot tub At this point, every second that an article of clothing is technically covering Nicki’s breasts — that is the wardrobe malfunction.