EW Staff
April 05, 2013 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”If you like it you should be able to put a ring on it.” — Beyoncé, supporting marriage equality, in a handwritten note on Instagram

”Let’s move. The world ain’t saving itself!” — Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson) in G.I. Joe: Retaliation

”I’m tempted to say [Julia] has, like, a vanilla personality, but I feel like that would be doing a great disservice to the flavor vanilla. I mean, people actively seek out vanilla-flavored products.” — Cochran, talking about his less-than-dynamic tribemate Julia, on Survivor: Caramoan

”As someone who has dated enough gay guys to earn the nickname ‘Will She Ever Learn?’ I cannot allow you to keep wasting this girl’s time.” — Penny (Casey Wilson), to Max (Adam Pally), on Happy Endings

”A 17-year-old boy sold an app to Yahoo! for $30 million. The boy says he’ll use the money to fund his new website, Who’s a Nerd Now, Jenny?.com.” — Conan O’ Brien on Conan

”Do not eat that! That could be like one of those pies from The Help!” — Mindy (Mindy Kaling), to her friend, on The Mindy Project

”I don’t know what that was, but I’ma act like I didn’t even see it or hear it…. Get off the stage!” — Nicki Minaj, chastising Burnell, Devin, and Lazaro after a terrible group performance, on American Idol

”The fact that Rosie O’Donnell knows who I am is probably [the]best feeling ever. I’m gonna casually tell 2 chainz after he’s done this verse.” — Drake, in the studio with 2 Chainz, tweeting after he thought Rosie O’Donnell had flirted with him on Twitter. (It turns out she was actually talking about Drake Bell of Nickelodeon’s Drake & Josh.)

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