It was the episode that mechanical dog fans across the world have been waiting for! The six remaining contestants from All-Star Celebrity Apprentice on Plan B and Team Power were forced to create video commercials for LG electronics — electronics that somehow would prevent one of the celebs from transforming into a robot canine. (???) When all was said and done, one more celebrity would be fired. My full recap will be up at 2am (UPDATE: Click for Dalton’s full Celebrity Apprentice recap), but if you want to find out or sound off on who was fired, then read on for more. [SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have already watched Sunday’s episode of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice.]
Gary Busey might just be one of the least effective players in Apprentice (celebrity or otherwise) history. But he walks around chirping like a bird or clucking like a chicken so Donald Trump always keeps him around for entertainment purposes. Well, tonight Busey took it to a whole other level as Project Manager for Plan B, turning his team’s video into a story about a man who needs an LG smartphone to keep him from transforming into a barking mechanical dog. It sounds like I am making that up or concocting some sort of metaphor, but I assure you that was the basic plot of the ad. Oh, and the ad also featured human Busey being married to a woman who was roughly the same age as their daughter.
Apparently, all of this was finally too much for Trump, who — after attempting to hatch a plot to rob all of the Las Vegas casinos with his new card counting slave Marilu Henner — fired the Oscar-nominated actor, whose most notable action as director on the ad was the instruction to his cast that “If you have to fart, fart quick but keep your energy up.” (Gold star advice from a legend, ladies and gentlemen!)
With Busey now gone, that leaves only five players — Trace Adkins, Lil Jon, Penn Jillette, Marilu Henner, Lisa Rinna — left to vie for the All-Star Celebrity Apprentice crown. Who will win? Are you loving or loathing the fact that Gary Busey is now gone? And how amazing did Boardroom Dominatrix Ivanka Trump look in her black leather skirt? You can sound off on the message boards below and then check back for my full recap later. And for more reality ramblings, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss. WARNING: If you don’t, you just may turn into a mechanical dog.