Annie Barrett
April 30, 2013 AT 12:00 PM EDT

Blog Image Credit: Everett

Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week,’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!

“Tom’s perfect deadpan look after Carrie Ann just said Jacoby could fart the salsa.” —emily t, endorsed by orville1970, Jem H, Fridgedancer, DonnaW, duranmom, Michele, Queue55, DebraD, TequilaSunrise, Wiltasaurus, Kevin M. Kawa, kfran

“This might be a tad immature of me, but when has that stopped me before? In the ‘Still to Come’ segment, right after they showed Val kind of thrusting a bit toward the camera, it showed Kellie’s very phallic jet shooting off through the sky.” —Amy in KC, endorsed by DonnaW, Wiltasaurus

“The cabin on the floor during Ingo and Kym’s rumba reminded me of Carl’s house from Up. The lanterns looked like balloons waiting to lift it up, up, and away from the Mirrorballus stratosphere.” —Wiltasaurus, endorsed by Mia

“At the start of his rumba, Ingo looked like Dodgson from Jurassic Park. “Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here!”” —kellen

“The colorful hanging lanterns made me suddenly very hungry for Skittles. Or Dots. Or M&Ms. Or any kind of colorful candy, really.” —Kerri

“Profoundly Obvious Gem: Kellie nailing Derek in the face with a sparkly soccer ball.” —TequilaSunrise, endorsed by emily t, MLM, Anthony, kfran

“During the wild Latin dance with the troupe and our pros, the keyboard player was so intensely into the music that he appeared to be in excruciating pain.” —Decloo

“That singer looks like the love child of Ethan Hawke and Corey Feldman.” —DonnaW

“I was going to say he kind of looks like Tony.” —emily t

“He looked familiar to me too. I thought I saw a little bit of Bill Engvall in there. ‘Here’s your sign!'” —Amy in KC

“Derek and Kellie playing Pin the Merkin on Bruno.” —Kevin M. Kawa, endorsed by Fridgedancer

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