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'Saturday Night Live': Your guide to the guests at Stefon's cameo-stuffed wedding

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This past Saturday, New York’s hottest club was clearly Some Church in Midtown – where frequent Weekend Update guest Stefon was set to wed Anderson Cooper (or wait, was that Tranderson Cooper?) before the ceremony was crashed by a love-struck Seth Meyers.

As you watched Seth and Stefon fight their way out of the church, you may have noticed a few quasi-familiar faces. That’s because every guest on Stefon’s side of the aisle – as well as the minister – was a person or creature mentioned during one of the club kid’s 15 previous Weekend Update visits. Here’s a detailed breakdown of who was there, cameo by cameo:


Stefon and Cooper’s officiant: Black George Washington, a frequent presence at Slash.


A puppet in disguise: “It’s that thing of when Alf wore a trench coat, so he could go out into public.”


Stefon’s groomsmen were human parking cones – “that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel park between them” – and a human fire extinguisher – “that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews Alka-Seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.”


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Hobocops, a.k.a. homeless Robocops.


Jupids, a.k.a. Jewish cupids. “They just want you to meet someone nice and settle down!”


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Infamous gay running back Blowjay Simpson, manager of [looks around, furrows brow]Kevin?


Gizblow, the coked-up gremlin.


Furkels, a.k.a. Fat Urkels. “After you’ve been with one of those guys, you’ll ask yourself ‘Did I do thaaaat?’”


Evil celebrity chef Wario Batali: “He’s just like his brother, except he doesn’t wear Crocs.”


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Germfs, a.k.a. German Smurfs.


Jewish Dracula. His real name: Sidney Applebaum.


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A geisha, frequent visitor to SPICY.


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Hanukkah cartoon character Menorah the Explorer. Behind her is one of the 10 bouncers at Taste – they’re all jacked homeless guys in old-fashioned bathing suits. You can get a better look at them in the group shot. Also visible there: Grown men in wedding dresses.


DJ Baby Bok Choy, “a giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses, and he spins records with his little ravioli hands.”


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Stefon’s brother David, played here (as in Stefon’s first-ever appearance) by Ben Affleck. Behind him is a guy with an afro in a graduation cap, a frequent guest at Twice – you can get a better look at him and his buddies in the group shot.

And just in case you want to see everyone in action, here’s the whole sketch:


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