Denise Warner
May 23, 2013 AT 06:20 PM EDT

The Fast & Furious sextet features many kickass babes — including Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Gal Gadot, Eva Mendes, Gina Carano, and Mrs. Chris Hemsworth. But it also has a lot of women who just love hanging around cars — in the least amount of clothing possible. Here are our favorites from the first five films — and what we believe they are thinking.

The Fast and the Furious

“That girl must also shop at the ‘Britney Spears circa ’98’ outlet.”

“We don’t have thoughts, we’re just a pair of bare midriffs.”

“When was the last time my roots were touched up?”

“Duh, Tiffani. According to Kant’s categorical imperative, one person cannot determine what is moral and good based on empirical evidence alone.”

“I’m so embarrassed my thong doesn’t match my top.”

“Damn, Gwyneth Paltrow stole my look.”

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