EW Staff
May 23, 2013 AT 02:09 PM EDT

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“Turns out she sent more men off to war than Lyndon Johnson.”

–Jay (Ed O’Neill) talking about his “first,” who also had a lot of other military lovers, on the season finale of Modern Family

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