I CAN’T TELL. Just pressed play on The Voice and I’m trying so hard to give him the benefit of the doubt, as I truly do love both rugged facial hair and mysteries. But this is just confounding. Is it a goatee or a beard? Does the goatee overpower the beard (rock beats scissors) or is it the other way around, with the beard bubbling up from the surface to eventually consume the goatee (paper covers rock)?
Hey, here’s our full recap of tonight’s season 4 performance finale of The Voice. It’s way better.
Update: This mess looked better out of the spotlight. Less “layers” involved.
I mean, I should definitely just delete all of this. Tell me whyyyyyyyyy.