EW Staff
June 21, 2013 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”You’re a monster.” —Peggy (Elisabeth Moss), disgusted with Don (Jon Hamm) after a client meeting, on Mad Men

”Hurry up with my damn croissants!” —Kanye West on ”I Am a God”

”New money settles problems with lawyers. Old money settles problems with cocktails.” —Paige (Brooke D’Orsay) on Royal Pains

”It’s not an S.” —Clark Kent/Kal-El (Henry Cavill), explaining that the S on his chest is a symbol of hope, in Man of Steel

”I read that Myspace is coming out with a new $20 million ad campaign to promote its updated site. Even AOL was like, ‘Dude, just let it go.”’ —Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”Our nominees, they take us into worlds we’ve never seen before, unless like Ozzy [Osbourne] and myself, you’ve taken acid…. In which case this category doesn’t apply to you.” —Carrie Fisher, presenting an animation award at the 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards

”A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors. They’ll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there’s room, you guys will come. The point is that we’re all gonna get out of this first.” —Jonah Hill (Jonah Hill) in This Is the End

”That was the sickest s— I’ve seen on TV…and I watch Dance Moms.” —Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis), after Luna (Janina Gavankar) shape-shifts out of Steve Newlin (Michael McMillian), on True Blood

”You didn’t have to guesss It was always a yes/Now there’s two less fish in the sea.” —Kelly Clarkson on ”Tie It Up”

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