James Hibberd
July 19, 2013 AT 06:48 PM EDT

What could be more appetizing than a breakfast item named after a womb-shanking wedding masscare?

And yet, there it was, right on the “healthy” menu at the Hilton Bayfront in San Diego: The “Red Wedding Fruit Plate.”

It was part of the hotel’s Comic-Con themed menu, which contained an assortment of dishes with names inspired by HBO’s Game of Thrones. The assorted fruit plate was right under the “Dragon Smoked Salmon” and, my personal favorite, the gluten-free “White Walker Frittata.”

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