The official Teen Choice surfboards have all been handed out, but after absorbing Sunday’s two-hour awards ceremony on Fox, I felt there were simply not enough awards! This year’s bonus prizes are…
A wetsuited Rebel Wilson thought it was funny there’s a group called One Direction, because “That’s also the name I gave to my asshole.” Lovely!
CHOICE BEST AND WORST MULLET
Aggghh, don’t touch it!
CHOICE OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILD
CHOICE AUDIENCE REACTION TO LEA MICHELE’S MOVING TRIBUTE TO CORY MONTEITH
CHOICE IAN SOMERHALDER IMPRESSION
CHOICE BRAZEN SUMMER TANK TOP (#YOLO)
Nick Jonas on drums for Demi Lovato
CHOICE LIFE LESSON FROM ‘THE OLD GUY’
“Opportunity looks a lot like hard work.” –Ashton Kutcher
CHOICE SUMMER-THEMED GRAPHIC DURING A PERFORMANCE:
One Direction’s chicken legs
“You’re powerful,” Kerry Washington told the audience after she and Ian announced that a whopping 152 million Teen Choice votes had been counted.
CHOICE OBVIOUS NON-SURFER:
The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons
CHOICE iGNORERS OF THE ADAM DEVINE PHOTO BOMB:
Nina Dobrev and Simon Helberg
CHOICE ABOUT TO FALL (INTO A HOT TOPIC):
CHOICE UNLIKELY SCENARIO:
Teens choosing anything related to NCIS
CHOICE INSPIRATION TO BUY MORE BALLOONS FOR MY APARTMENT:
CHOICE MOST QUESTIONABLE HASHTAG:
Peanut-up-the-nose expert Sandra Bullock, just for showing up.
Harry Styles twerking, because in reality this lasted half a second and he was not that into it.
Any to add? Are you impressed/saddened that I know what twerking is? Discuss!