Tonight, TLC gives us this year’s second and final Extreme Cougar Wives special, which introduces us to 70-year-old Loma, who loves younger men because they’re so fun and energetic. Sure, some of her statements could’ve been worded more carefully: “They want to overpower you, and every woman wants to be overpowered whether she admits it or not.” But others are damn near perfect: “If he’s in his 20s or his 30s and he wants to buck me, we’re gonna have a good time.” (New ringtone.) Spoiler alert: You will see Loma go on a blind double date with her granddaughter.
Extreme Cougar Wives airs at 9:30 p.m. ET on TLC.