Whew! The only thing more difficult than narrowing 16 seasons of knockout Dancing With the Stars performances down to a Top 10 would have been to perform a ballroom dance myself! (Still, never.)
How would I decide? Should I choose the highest-scored? The ones with the most of my other favorite sport, gymnastics? The ones featuring the 10 most initricate g-strings composed of delicately sequined fringe? Nah – ultimately I selected these routines based on overall quality, creativity, and longevity. (It is truly alarming how much of my memory bank has been devoted to this crazy reality show.)
Your Top 10 will surely be different them mine – offer up your own list in the comments! In the meantime: As the prophets of ballroom dominatrix-wear En Vogue once sang, free your mind… and the rest will follow.
Season 17 of ‘Dancing’ premieres tonight at 8 p.m. ET on ABC. Are you ready for some #sparklebarf?